A Mission Statement

We know everything. We like drugs. From there, the blog practically writes itself.

This blog will eventually develop into a guide to pretty much everything anyone could ever need to know, all in conveniently slurred writing.

Topics that will be covered:

Baudrillard
Parmesan Cheese: What's the big deal?
The Periodic Table
Watergate
How the Internet Works
Which Drugs You Can Mix With Alcohol to Make Cool Shit Happen