Pop Quiz (Part 1)

Sober results (inebriated results to follow at my leisure):

You are a Social Liberal (88% permissive) and an... Economic Liberal (13% permissive) You are best described as a: Socialist Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

Dumb dating quiz:

Your date match profile:
Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.
Shy - You are put off by people who are open books. You are drawn to someone who is a bit more mysterious. You want to draw her out of her shell and get to know what she is all about.
Funny - You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If her jokes make you laugh, she has won your heart.

Your dating personality profile:
Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.
Outgoing - You can liven up any party. You've got a way with people and have little difficulty charming your dates.
Stylish - You do not lack for fashion sense. (Editor's note: I do indeed lack for fashion sense.) Style matters. You wouldn't want to be seen with someone who doesn't care about her appearance.

Take the Online Dating Profile Quiz at Dating Diversions

Dumb religion quiz (http://beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html):

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (96%)
3. Nontheist (85%)
4. Liberal Quakers (81%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (79%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (65%)
7. Neo-Pagan (58%)
8. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (47%)
9. Taoism (43%)
10. Reform Judaism (43%)
11. Bahá'í Faith (41%)
12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (41%)
13. New Age (39%)
14. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (35%)
15. Jehovah's Witness (32%)
16. New Thought (32%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (31%)
18. Sikhism (31%)
19. Mahayana Buddhism (30%)
20. Scientology (27%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (24%)
22. Hinduism (20%)
23. Jainism (18%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (17%)
25. Islam (17%)
26. Orthodox Judaism (17%)
27. Roman Catholic (17%)