the Editorial Staff (Part 1)

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Shut up, assface
Birthday:	none of your goddam byusiness
Birthplace:	missouri
Current Location:	jandyn's house
Eye Color:	white
Hair Color:	brown
Height:	medium
Right Handed or Left Handed:	both (ambidextrous)
Your Heritage:	white
The Shoes You Wore Today:	awesome
Your Weakness:	none
Your Fears:	none
Your Perfect Pizza:	none
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	win presidential election (erection)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	fuck you, asshole
Thoughts First Waking Up:	i wish you were dead
Your Best Physical Feature:	n/a
Your Bedtime:	n/a
Your Most Missed Memory:	n/a (smoke a lot of weed)
Pepsi or Coke:	cocaine
MacDonalds or Burger King:	neither. whore.
Single or Group Dates:	dating is for people who can't get laid without dating
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	fag
Chocolate or Vanilla:	neither
Cappuccino or Coffee:	neither
Do you Smoke:	hey hey hey smoke weed err'day
Do you Swear:	almost constantly
Do you Sing:	pioorly
Do you Shower Daily:	yeah, that's gross not to you ass
Have you Been in Love:	love is a social construction made by CORPORATE AMERICA FACE
Do you want to go to College:	i hate fucking college
Do you want to get Married:	i hate marriage
Do you belive in yourself:	that's the dumbest fucking ? ever
Do you get Motion Sickness:	no
Do you think you are Attractive:	not particularly
Are you a Health Freak:	hahahaha
Do you get along with your Parents:	mom
Do you like Thunderstorms:	yeahg
Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	yeah
In the past month have you Smoked:	yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	yeah
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	no
&..39;In the past month have you gone to a Mall:'	no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	no
In the past month have you been on Stage:	no
In the past month have you been Dumped:	no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	no
Ever been Drunk:	yeah
Ever been called a Tease:	yeah
Ever been Beaten up:	no
Ever Shoplifted:	yeah
How do you want to Die:	sort of
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	rich and
What country would you most like to Visit:	america
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	don't notice, look at breasts instead
Favourite Hair Color:	see above
Short or Long Hair:	see above
Height:	see above
Weight:	not fatty
Best Clothing Style:	see way above
Number of Drugs I have taken:	15
Number of CDs I own:	lots and lots
Number of Piercings:	none, for trailer trash if not female
Number of Tattoos:	none, though jandyns are quite lovely
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	1 million i regret nearly everything
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