State of the Inebriated Guide (Part One)

Here's the state of the inebriated guide:

Shut up, homo.

Anywho, here it is:

The inebriated guide is going pretty good, for real. I wish josh would stop that shit for ereal.

Caryn: the coolest bitch on earth. not really. [Editorial note: the "not really" in question refers to the "bitch" comment moreso than the "coolest" comment. It should be noted, however, that strictly speaking, the coolest bitch on earth is now and will always be Jamie Lee Curtis. I mean, have you SEEN A Fish Called Wanda? Hilarious.]

who shot ya!?

Inebriated guide: A+ for content. A+_ for effort.