Inependence Day

Facts about independence day:

1: It is the best holiday after Christmas and my Birthday.

2: When I was a kid, my brother blew up all my hot wheels cars, so I did not look forward to the 4th of July. Also, my dog always hid.

3: Drinkin'.

4: Vaguely patriotic movies get way better on July 4th. Law of physics.

5: Throw the sinker, damn it. That's what got you into the big leagues.