Batteries

from the moment a battery is born, it is beautiful.

let mme tell you how a battery works. that is singular.
let me tell you how batteries work. that is plural.
(for esl students)

a battery is filled with juice. that juce has a charge or something. that charge comes in contact with another charge, and magnets are made. those magnets spin around really fast because they are really small, like invisible. no, visible, but BARELY.

so they spin around, and then magnetism gets really dizzy and says, fuck this, and leaves the battery, and when it leaves there is a little dude for him to high five, and this little dude is a magical being who makes things work and who loves high fives. he is friends with magnetism, and they high five when they leave. and then the magic little dude makes your shit work.

why do they die, you ask? well, everyone has to die sometime.

peace.