Why You Are So Miserable

And you know you are, so let me explain some things that I have discovered by reading very thick books that you dumbasses could never understand in a million years (seriously, we're smarter than you are. that is not a joke, i will show you standardized tests which prove me right.).

True statements:

- You are just a list of things to know. There is no you, only facts which relate to you, and you can only relate to others through this list. Because the list is inevitably incomplete, you will never connect to another human being. You will take things from each other until you realize you are being cheated, and then you will stop trying.

- There is no such thing as enclosed space. No. Such. Thing. When you understand that, consider yourself enlightened.

- There is no god or afterlife. You will die. No one can save you. Deal with it.

I want to call you dumbasses again, but it's uncalled for. But seriously, figure shit out before you kill all of us. Please.