Assessing Life Goals

It's important to set goals for yourself. For instance, I set the following goals for the last year:

- Ignore chronic pain in right elbow, assume it will go away on its own. (Check)

- Continue to put everything off until the last minute, continue to get away with it. (Check)

- Do really scary, hard drugs. (Unfortunately, didn't get around to it.)

- Pretend I have goals for my life. (Checkmate.)

On second thought, people who make physical lists of goals are stupid. If they really had goals, they wouldn't have time to make lists of stuff. Fuck those people.

The end. TV.