Summer In Review '06

This summer began with much promise. Actually, no it didn't. It sucked from start to finish. Nothing happened. It was hot. People complained. It was unpleasant.

Additionally, there was no tripping to be had. That was disappointing.

But remember that time I got to play piano on stage with Billy Joel? Me neither, but if anyone asks, say that happened so I can pretend I did something this summer. You will also have to pretend I know how to play the piano. And that I would be at a Billy Joel concert.

I borrowed a movie but I don't want to watch it.

The end.