State of the Inebriated Guide (Volume 2 [I think the first one is called "Part 1," not "Volume 1," but get the fuck off my back])

S-Dot.
Ghost writer.
And for the right price,
I can even make your shit tighter.

One time last year, I was high as balls in my stupid dorm, and the fucking fire alarm went off. So I had to wander around and avoid what I thought was a real fire, and it was not fun. That is when I coined the phrase, "buzzkill," to describe my experience. And that is how our nation got it's latin motto, "E plurubus unum," which means, "Buzzkill," only in Hebrew. Read it backwards.

I say a BIG verse, I'm only biggin' up my brother.
Big enough to do it.

Booyah. We kick ass.

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