State Quarters

Did you know that they can look up all your info with your telephone number? Did you have any idea? I didn't! Why can they do that????

They don't kill me they gon' give me a number i can't do.

but seriously, how the fuck can they get all your info like that? I'll tell you, it's state quarters. when they went to produce the first state quarters, i was runnin' so fast you'd think i was chasin' the cops. that's fucking fast, and that's how fast they wanted those quarters done, i said "aye sir, i'll get to it," and i made the first 1,000 billion coins in three days, but back in the day i could do that, and it wasn't a problem. now, they get all mad at me, because i make too many coins, so they said, we will watch you all, and we will do it with the weapon that they made. we will destroy them withj their own beautiful weapons, and they know it is beautiful. they love them, and they will die by their own sword. look at them, collecting, and hoarding, like little children. we will show them, when their precious coins destroy them in a maddening fury of hate!

Black and White Television

Back in the day, there were tvs, but they sucked because everything was in black and white, even world war two, and that shit should have been in color, motherfuckers. they didn't even have electric fish, which would talk from the third row. i am going beyond the joke.

so, the best thing about the wage caps were that people like these motherfuckers went broke, i think. or maybe not. i don't know what wage caps are.

Chillin' at Mary's House

Don't do that shit. It's tempting, but she'll kick your ass out from another timezone and you'll have to sleep on my couch, you ******-****.

Goddamn.