the second coming

the second coming is symbolic. i listen to the jesus pastors on the jesus channel all jesus day, and i even ordered jesus holy spring water. you know it's authentic, because it has jesus in the name.

anyway, we are all in world war 3, and the only way to stop it is to pray. it's important to pray, because that way god knows how poor you are, and he needs that shit for his census. if he didn't have the census, then he wouldn't be god. that's how jesus works.

bobby ogata, 22, frog-man.